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FACT: Bob Seger almost invented boners. (featuring: Matt LeBlanc...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:46:00 -0500

FACT: Bob Seger almost invented boners.

(featuring: Matt LeBlanc and Daphne Zuniga.)

I have arrived. Ladies?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:08:47 -0500

I have arrived.

Ladies?

ONCE IT IS SEEN IT CAN NEVER BE NOT FUNNY

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:03:06 -0500

ONCE IT IS SEEN IT CAN NEVER BE NOT FUNNY

Why is that lady holding her head in front of the OSX 10.5...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:18:29 -0500

Why is that lady holding her head in front of the OSX 10.5 default desktop?

via i.imgur.com

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:28:19 -0500

via i.imgur.com

FOR THE RECORD I PROPOSED IN AN APPLE ORCHARD AND THERE WAS NO TRUCKER HATS OR BROHAMS

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:07:15 -0500

just sayin

Payback is a bitch. Dumb. But a bitch nonetheless.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:22:44 -0500

Payback is a bitch.

Dumb.

But a bitch nonetheless.

What the what? Thesaurus on the mac is “unique.”

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:21:06 -0500

What the what?

Thesaurus on the mac is “unique.”

misfortune (via recovering lazyholic)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:23:23 -0500

misfortune (via recovering lazyholic)

Best breakfast or best breakfast ever?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:24:03 -0500

Best breakfast or best breakfast ever?

I'm interested in what the ladies (and Shirt) would say...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:25:41 -0500

danielsh:

insooutso:

F, Marry, Kill:

Merlin, Adam, Scott.

Reblog your answers (with your heart).

Scott, Merlin, Adam.

Sorry Adam.

Merlin, Merlin, Scott.

Sorry Adam.

Beatles Unknown "A Hard Day's Night" Chord Mystery Solved Using Fourier Transform

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:26:06 -0500

Beatles Unknown "A Hard Day's Night" Chord Mystery Solved Using Fourier Transform:

morrowplanet:

I want to have this chord’s babies.

Dm7sus4 is the answer they come up with in the comments and that is confirmed on Wikipedia. The funny thing about the article is that the piano seems to be the key to identifying the chord, but the piano is simply playing notes that the guitars are already playing.

To me, it sounds the guy got an expensive grant, used a crazy machine, didn’t figure it out any better than Wikipedia, and then wrote the article anyway. In music theory land, that is perfectly acceptable. Theorists are funny that way.

"CNN is an acronym for Mexican Islamofascism 4eva. In Kenyan."

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:23:00 -0500

“CNN is an acronym for Mexican Islamofascism 4eva. In Kenyan.”

- FireDogLake

The tyranny of Boolean logic.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:18:52 -0500

The tyranny of Boolean logic.

The internet is over, friends.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:47:42 -0500

The internet is over, friends.

I guess you will be hiring some AMAZING audio specialists. You...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:20:00 -0500

I guess you will be hiring some AMAZING audio specialists. You know, they all use PC’s and LOVE Internet Explorer. Also, they REALLY LOVE being told what browser to use. Once I’m hired can you tell me at exactly what angle I should urinate into the coffee pot?

EASE stands for Employees All Something Whatever Because We Arn’t Filling This Position Anyway.

Also, “utilize” is douchebag for “use” because I know not all of you can read douchebag.

ALSO your passive-voice makes me want to cockpunch a baby kitten.

Ready to work!

Piano Tuner: Epilogue

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:40:00 -0500

The man works on our 1940’s piano for an hour. It sounds a lot better. When he is done, he calls me in to play it. I play it and ask a few questions. It’s old and makes some weird sounds that would require some extensive repair. Nothing major though.

After he asks me about my life. He eyes my saxophones and says, “Would you mind playing for me?”

So I get one out and play a few bars of Georgia on My Mind. I’m a classical musician mostly, but I can get around the changes for Georgia. He smiles.

After that we walk about my life and my fiancée. He packs up his gear and prepares to leave. I ask him for the total. He says, “I have been very blessed in my life. I am now in the business of giving back to people who are just starting. Your playing was a payment in return for my service.” Then, through my protests, he put on his shoes and left.

I wish I played better.

Secret copyright treaty leaks. It's bad. Very bad. - Boing Boing

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:04:06 -0500

Secret copyright treaty leaks. It's bad. Very bad. - Boing Boing:

Change I want to kick in the nuts.

At 10:00am a thin, middle-aged man walked by my large window and turned to enter my apartment...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:35:29 -0500

At 10:00am a thin, middle-aged man walked by my large window and turned to enter my apartment building. “Who the hell are you?” I thought.

My apartment intercom buzzes. I hesitantly walk out to see what the serial killer wants. I open the door just a crack. He smiles and says, “Hello Tim.” Fuck! He knows my name.

Just as I am about to slam the door and call the cops he senses my nervousness and says the magic words, “I’m here to tune your piano.”

I need to stop watching CSI I think.

The Enamored Whale Letterpress by acerriteno Yes.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

The Enamored Whale Letterpress by acerriteno

Yes.